What I Want for Father's Day and HBM update

About a year after having a HBM (handle bar mustache), I found that drinking hot liquids loosened the wax used to maintain the shape. After googling I came across a mug with a 'stache guard. There were numerous things out there.

A couple of weeks ago I was at a meeting at my daughter's school, the Charles H. Barrows STEM Academy, when a print on the wall caught my eye. It was part of a patent that the gentleman whom the school is named after, had designed and owned. I stared in awe...

It was fabulous, the item I seek and would love as a Father's Day gift was designed and patented right here in my town and my daughter's school was named in his honor. The solution to all my troubles was solved 137 years ago.

The cure to a droopy 'stache.

Now to actually find....or get one as a Father's Day gift.