Lessons from the Post Season in the NFL

Ok, so here is what I have learned so far during the post season in the NFL:

1. Aaron Rogers likes his balls inflated.
2. Tom Brady likes his balls soft and squishy for better grip, no word from Giselle on this as of yet.
3. The Colts investigate others' balls.
4. Dez Bryant has issues holding onto his balls.
5. Peyton Manning likes the new smell and Papa John's delivers.
6. Marshawn Lynch will not talk about his balls, which may be a good thing.
7. The Detroit Lions balls may have been interfered with, but no one is sure.
8. Vince Wilfork has big balls and rescues people from accidents.
9. Cam Newton plays with his balls even when hurt.
10. And the NFL has no balls, just ask Ray Rice, and Adrian Peterson.